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MIDI FILES
Ok, Since I find MIDI files of other people's songs now to be obsolete in comparison to MP3's and such, I will only have posted original MIDI files that I or anyone else I know create. (Unfortunately, I don't know anybody that makes MIDIs besides myself, and I don't even have a synth of any kind!!!)
That's right. All Midis I created were done the hard way. I used the damn computer keyboard!!! Anyway, that doesn't mean I'm not proud of my insanity. If you are a budding musician that can't afford a MIDI-compatible keyboard, but are interested in MIDI, I reccommend the fine shareware program Music Sculptor for Windows 3.x & up, available for download right off this site!!
Anyways, here is my list of originals:
Hyper MAxWelL - The Maxwell House theme with a little blues kicked in and way, way, way too much caffeine!! My first successful attempt at making a semi-decent MIDI.
Ahhhha! - bluesy, idiotic, mind-numbing, pressing, chunka. One of my many song experiment failures.
The Queso of the QuinStarche
Movement #2 (Pachuco's got the Blues)
My Masterpiece!! Listen for the hidden clues to personal and social well-being through the oscillating fans of your mind.
Waitin' fer my shoes ta dry is a sad song. If fact, if you listen to it, you might jump off a building or something! Oh well, just warning ya. I can cheese sad music and I'm not afraid to if needed. Actually I don't know if it's really that sad sounding. Cheesy, yes. All my songs are very cheesy. I am the GOD OF CHEESY MIDI! It kind of sounds like either the soundtrack to a really bad mafia movie or a funeral procession of pinocchio. I don't know why I did it. Oh well, if ya dig cheese, come 'n get it 'cause paco needs a new pair a' shoes!
Dumbass yep.. I'd like to think that I could take this cheesy pop tune somewhere...
MY "SONGS TO ANNOY YOUR PETS AND LOVED ONES" COLLECTION
Here are my real failures at MIDIS!
Bit Dac BUGGO!! It's not really a failure. It's still in rough draft stage. The piano and drum parts were recorded seperately but both in real time (no tempo changes).
Arrr YEEEE!!!!
Insane My REVENGE ON CHOPSTICKS!!!.
Stupid Name's right on the money.
Uh-oh Hmm..
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Well now that you've listened to my creations, I'm sure you're thinking to yourself "Why the hell did he even bother to put up those idiotic files at the bottom? Or any of them for that matter???" Well, the answer is simple my friends. TO WASTE YOUR TIME!!!! HAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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